The President today declared in a press conference that two  divisions of the notorious Minutemen
will merge into the US army. He signed the Special Troops Addition Bill that was passed by congress
last month to help him meet the desired troops requirements in Mongolia near the Chinese border as
advised by general Mervin. Democrats protested that the bill was not meant for this kind of enlistment
but merely for hiring mercenaries outside of the country. The President stated his actions were covered
in this bill. The Minutemen, a privately funded group of armed volunteers, initially created to hunt down
illegal immigrants along the Mexican border at the beginning of this century and more recently known for
their crackdown on gangs in inner metropolitan areas are known for their cruelty in action. Democrats were
venting their fear that these undisciplined thugs will try and provoke the Chinese troops on the other side
of the border. The Minutemen have stated on many occasions and in manifests that they think a war with China
is desirable. The President defended this decision by stating that we need every good man that is willing to
defend its country. Democrats responded jokingly and stated that they agreed and that 'good' should be better
defined by the President. Senator DiCaprio asked the President if he was trying to start a war by his action.
The President referred to his speech last weeks wherein he stated that a troop buildup is necessary to guarantee
the existence of a free Mongolia. 40.000 troops will be merged into the US Army by this addition. The US Army
will be billed by the Minuteman foundation, but the costs have not yet been disclosed as they are still under
negotiation.

General