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28 de julio, 2005 - 16:40 Aburrido

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Durante una clase de moral y buenas maneras, la profesora dice a sus alumnos:

- Miguel, si fueras a cortejar a una joven de buena familia, muy bien educada, durante una cena intima para dos, y tuvieras necesidad de ir a los servicios, ¿que dirias?

- Esperame un momento, que voy a echar una meadita.

- Eso seria muy grosero y maleducado por tu parte. Juan, ¿como lo dirias tu?

- Perdon, pero tengo que ir a los servicios. Vuelvo enseguida.

- Eso esta mejor, pero resulta desagradable decir “servicios” durante una comida.

- Y tu, Jaimito, ¿serias capaz de usar tu intelecto, al menos por una vez, para intentar mostrarnos tus buenas maneras?

- Yo diria: “Querida, te pido perdon por ausentarme un momento, pero voy a dar la mano a un intimo amigo que espero poder presentarte despues de la cena” ...

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